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sm_jamieson
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      06-09-2011, 02:01 PM
New beeny series of "help my house is falling down" starts tonight.
First series was quite informative - hopefully not swamped by boring
human "interest" stuff in this series !
Simon.
 
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      06-09-2011, 02:04 PM
On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:01:44 -0700 (PDT)
sm_jamieson <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> New beeny series of "help my house is falling down" starts tonight.
> First series was quite informative - hopefully not swamped by boring
> human "interest" stuff in this series !
> Simon.


Would you please explain that first sentence to somebody who has just
returned to the UK after many years abroad?
Thank you.
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      06-09-2011, 02:11 PM
On Jun 9, 3:04*pm, Davey <da...@example.invalid> wrote:
> On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:01:44 -0700 (PDT)
>
> sm_jamieson <sm_jamie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > New beeny series of *"help my house is falling down" starts tonight.
> > First series was quite informative - hopefully not swamped by boring
> > human "interest" stuff in this series !
> > Simon.

>
> Would you please explain that first sentence to somebody who has just
> returned to the UK after many years abroad?
> Thank you.
> --
> Davey.


Oh, sorry. Used to be common currency in this group.
beeny = Sarah Beeny, who is apparently an angle-grinding man's
crumpet.
A TV presenter who does actually know a bit about construction /
renovation as she has actually done some !
Simon.
 
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Man at B&Q
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      06-09-2011, 02:20 PM
On Jun 9, 3:11*pm, sm_jamieson <sm_jamie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Jun 9, 3:04*pm, Davey <da...@example.invalid> wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:01:44 -0700 (PDT)

>
> > sm_jamieson <sm_jamie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > New beeny series of *"help my house is falling down" starts tonight..
> > > First series was quite informative - hopefully not swamped by boring
> > > human "interest" stuff in this series !
> > > Simon.

>
> > Would you please explain that first sentence to somebody who has just
> > returned to the UK after many years abroad?
> > Thank you.
> > --
> > Davey.

>
> Oh, sorry. Used to be common currency in this group.
> beeny = Sarah Beeny, who is apparently an angle-grinding man's
> crumpet.


Much over rated.

MBQ


 
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      06-09-2011, 02:30 PM
On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:11:34 -0700 (PDT)
sm_jamieson <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> On Jun 9, 3:04Â*pm, Davey <da...@example.invalid> wrote:
> > On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:01:44 -0700 (PDT)
> >
> > sm_jamieson <sm_jamie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > New beeny series of Â*"help my house is falling down" starts
> > > tonight. First series was quite informative - hopefully not
> > > swamped by boring human "interest" stuff in this series !
> > > Simon.

> >
> > Would you please explain that first sentence to somebody who has
> > just returned to the UK after many years abroad?
> > Thank you.
> > --
> > Davey.

>
> Oh, sorry. Used to be common currency in this group.
> beeny = Sarah Beeny, who is apparently an angle-grinding man's
> crumpet.
> A TV presenter who does actually know a bit about construction /
> renovation as she has actually done some !
> Simon.


Sounds a bit like the assistant to Tim Taylor in US's "Home
Improvement".
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sm_jamieson
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      06-09-2011, 02:38 PM
On Jun 9, 3:30*pm, Davey <da...@example.invalid> wrote:
> On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:11:34 -0700 (PDT)
>
>
>
> sm_jamieson <sm_jamie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > On Jun 9, 3:04*pm, Davey <da...@example.invalid> wrote:
> > > On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:01:44 -0700 (PDT)

>
> > > sm_jamieson <sm_jamie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > New beeny series of *"help my house is falling down" starts
> > > > tonight. First series was quite informative - hopefully not
> > > > swamped by boring human "interest" stuff in this series !
> > > > Simon.

>
> > > Would you please explain that first sentence to somebody who has
> > > just returned to the UK after many years abroad?
> > > Thank you.
> > > --
> > > Davey.

>
> > Oh, sorry. Used to be common currency in this group.
> > beeny = Sarah Beeny, who is apparently an angle-grinding man's
> > crumpet.
> > A TV presenter who does actually know a bit about construction /
> > renovation as she has actually done some !
> > Simon.

>
> Sounds a bit like the assistant to Tim Taylor in US's "Home
> Improvement".
> --
> Davey.


Oh no, she is very much the boss ;-)
Simon.
 
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      06-09-2011, 02:40 PM
sm_jamieson wrote:
> beeny = Sarah Beeny, who is apparently an angle-grinding man's
> crumpet.
> A TV presenter who does actually know a bit about construction /
> renovation as she has actually done some !


....and seems to be permanantly pregnant.

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      06-09-2011, 02:43 PM
On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:38:09 -0700 (PDT)
sm_jamieson <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> On Jun 9, 3:30Â*pm, Davey <da...@example.invalid> wrote:
> > On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:11:34 -0700 (PDT)
> >
> >
> >
> > sm_jamieson <sm_jamie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Jun 9, 3:04Â*pm, Davey <da...@example.invalid> wrote:
> > > > On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:01:44 -0700 (PDT)

> >
> > > > sm_jamieson <sm_jamie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > New beeny series of Â*"help my house is falling down" starts
> > > > > tonight. First series was quite informative - hopefully not
> > > > > swamped by boring human "interest" stuff in this series !
> > > > > Simon.

> >
> > > > Would you please explain that first sentence to somebody who has
> > > > just returned to the UK after many years abroad?
> > > > Thank you.
> > > > --
> > > > Davey.

> >
> > > Oh, sorry. Used to be common currency in this group.
> > > beeny = Sarah Beeny, who is apparently an angle-grinding man's
> > > crumpet.
> > > A TV presenter who does actually know a bit about construction /
> > > renovation as she has actually done some !
> > > Simon.

> >
> > Sounds a bit like the assistant to Tim Taylor in US's "Home
> > Improvement".
> > --
> > Davey.

>
> Oh no, she is very much the boss ;-)
> Simon.


SWMBO with a hammer and a nailgun. Ouch.
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      06-09-2011, 02:45 PM
On Jun 9, 3:40*pm, jgharston <j...@arcade.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> sm_jamieson wrote:
> > beeny = Sarah Beeny, who is apparently an angle-grinding man's
> > crumpet.
> > A TV presenter who does actually know a bit about construction /
> > renovation as she has actually done some !

>
> ...and seems to be permanantly pregnant.
>
> JGH


There was a series about her renovating her own house. The builder
said to her husband something like "If you could make your mind up as
quickly as you have babies ..."
 
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      06-09-2011, 03:36 PM
Davey wrote:

> On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 07:01:44 -0700 (PDT)
> sm_jamieson <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
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>> New beeny series of "help my house is falling down" starts tonight.
>> First series was quite informative - hopefully not swamped by boring
>> human "interest" stuff in this series !
>> Simon.

>
> Would you please explain that first sentence to somebody who has just
> returned to the UK after many years abroad?
> Thank you.


She's got big tits and can plaster.

Nuff said?
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